In fact he likes it so much that he admits having sexual intercourses with about 1,000 vehicles of all sorts– we dare not ask how, but the above picture sort of gives him away. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change," said Smith. "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference. As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Well, now that we know that, we definetely feel relieved…
Via: Telegraph , Pic: swnn